"What do you assume?"

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Bubba walks into a doctor’s office and the receptionist asks him what he has. Bubba says, "Shingles." So she writes down his name and address, copies his insurance card, and asks him to have a seat.

About fifteen minutes later, a nurse’s aid comes out and invites back, and asks him what he has. "Shingles," Bubba says. So she takes down his height, weight, and vitals, does a medical history on him, and asks him to wait in the examining room.

A half hour later, a nurse comes in and asks Bubba what he has. He says, "Shingles." So she draws some blood, does an EKG, and tells Bubba, "Take off your clothes and wait for the doctor."

So about another hour later, the doctor knocks and walks in to find Bubba sitting patiently naked. So he asks Bubba, "What do you have?"

Bubba says, "Shingles."

The doctor says, "Where?"

And Bubba says, "Outside on the truck. Where do you me to unload ‘em?"

Ask God to help you listen to life and assume nothing today, okay?

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