"Is today one of those days when you just don’t get it?"

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Do you ever just not get it? Yea, me, too. Sometimes I just miss the point completely. But I’m pretty sure I’m not quite as dense as some students who took the SAT a couple of years ago. Now don’t laugh too hard at their answers because one of them may be president one day.

Q: Name the four (4) seasons.
A: Salt, Pepper, Mustard and Vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes largepollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: What is the Fibula?
A: A small lie.

Q: What is a "Terminal Illness?"
A: When you are sick at the airport.

Now I don’t know whether these are real answers or not, but either way, the next time you just don’t get it, laugh at yourself. And enjoy your life God gives you as you listen to life and make a life, not just a living today

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