"Do you take life too seriously and need to lighten up?"

Here are a few thoughts for those of us who take life too seriously:

If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

I’m diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, “What happened?”

Why do psychics have to ask for your name?

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

Remember that half the people you know are below average.

A day without sunshine is like…night.

If you take life too seriously, lighten up and listen to life!