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Monday, December 04, 2006

"Is your life whoopee?"


I listen to life every chance I can, discovering God in all sorts of ways. I recently learned 10 things about life from a whoopee cushion. They are:

1. It’s important to break the tension before the tension breaks you.

2. Live so you enjoy life. Have more fun!

3. There’s only so much fun a person can enjoy at one time.

4. It’s always funnier when something happens to someone else.

5. Remember—it can happen to you, too.

6. Just when you start to take yourself a little too seriously, something happens to let a little air out of your ego.

7. An imitation is never as good as the real thing. Be authentic.

8. Your face usually says it all.

9. How you react is a great predictor of how you will act.

10. Just because you hear it, doesn’t mean it’s true!

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