"Do you have a dog's life?"
April is National Humor Month so here are some letters to God from dogs.
“Dear God, if all dogs go to heaven, do we get to sit on your couch? Or, is it the same ole story?
“Dear God, why are there cars named after the jaguar, mustang, cougar, and stingray, but not one vehicle named after a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? I mean we love to ride so what it would hurt to have a truck named bulldog?
“Dear God, if a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?
“Dear God, are there mail carriers in heaven? If there are, will I still have to apologize?
“Dear God, can I put my head in your refrigerator?
“Dear God, when I live with you, can I eat the cat’s food, too?
“Dear God, do I have to shake the rain off before coming in your house?”
Laugh out loud as you listen to life and make a life, not just a living today.
1 Comments:
Mack trucks have been known as "Bulldogs" for many years. A Bulldog was mounted on the hood for many years [and may still be].
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